There’s only a couple left of the unfortunately STILL relevant Dumpster Fire Candles!

So, you survived the toilet paper apocalypse, your hands are cracked from constantly using hand sanitizer, your mental health is hanging by a shred after the election that is somehow still in question, the good old supreme court is taking away our rights every day, oh, and that little global pandemic situation is still lingering.

2020 2021 2022 2023 2024 really was a dumpster fire. Might as well laugh through those tears with a commemorative candle. Each Dumpster contains within its wax five suprise ceramic trash items such as hand sani, weight scales (anyone else eating their feelings?!), microscopes (who needs science), vaccines, the *still* missing 2020 mail-in ballots and more. You can see all of the tiny trash objects that it could be in the back of the box.

The candles are made with water soluble soy wax so that you can clean the trash and dumpster off gently with warm soapy water when it’s all over (wish I could do the same with my soul…). They are faintly scented (nicely), like your hope for things every being normal again.

The wheels on the Dumpsters are painted in 22K white gold so please do not microwave them… might make interested fireworks show though….